Top 5 Heavy Metal Songs To Make Out To

Hi everyone! Like I said at the end of my Diablo 3 review, my next post would delve into the kinky side of things. For those who were expecting me to be reviewing a hentai today, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Don't worry, I'm still going to review one, but I still have to figure out which one to actually watch.

As you can tell from some of my posts, I'm a bit of a metal head. I love the genre, I love the vibes I feel from listening, and I love some of the characters that dwell within the music. I'm also a bit of a perv, as it's shown in many of my more risque reviews. So, what better way to celebrate these two aspect of myself than by mixing them. For those that want a little more spice when making out, then I present to you the (my personal opinion) top 5 heavy metal songs to make out to.

So what qualifies as a heavy metal song that's appropriate to listen to when having sex? For starters, it's actually gotta deal with sex (whether it's implied or obvious). Secondly, the beat has to have a vibe that oozes sensuality, and various other kinky things. Third & final, the song has to have a certain "sound" to it. I really can't quite explain it, but the song itself just has to sound...sexy, if you know what I mean.

5) Judas Priest - Turbo Lover

I start off this list with a controversial tune, and one that has just as many lovers as it does haters. Yeah, I know that this song is a bit of a cop out due to the heavy use of synthetic & electronic sounds, especially since Judas Priest is known for creating absolutely brutal beats with their drums & guitars, not to mention Rob Halford's howling vocals. However, I feel that this song deserves to be here, if only because it has a sleazy vibe to it. Yeah, ole Rob here my be singing about the love for motorcycles & the open road, but if listened to more closely, it's really about sex and the raw passion that goes with it.

4) Kiss - Calling Dr. Love

Although KISS is more of a rock band than a metal band, they definitely earned a spot on this list, simply because of this song alone. This isn't quite as heavy as my number 5 choice (it almost ties with my number 2 spot...almost), but what it lacks in heavy sounds, it compensates by being incredibly obvious about it's subject matter. Simply put, this is a gigolo's song, and the whole tune feels like something that a gigolo would listen to. Even if you're not a gigolo, this is a good song to listen to when you want you're love making to feel a little sleazy.

3) Rammstein - Pussy (Sorry for the sound & video quality on this one)

I think we can all agree that this is a dirty, slutty, yet oddly hilarious choice. Rammstein has always been known for it's more sexual music (their second album, Sehnsucht, was filled nearly to the brim with sex-related songs). Compared to all the other selections on here, this one is the most obvious when it comes to it's subject matter (perhaps more so than my number 4 & 2 on this list combined). To sum up this song, it's simply about the following: I got a dick, you got a pussy (or cunt if you want to be a bit more raw...and just a tiny bit disrespectful), and they go together perfectly.

Oh, and having a mini-porno as a video helps too (look for the uncensored version...if you dare)

2) Type-O Negative - My Girlfriend’s Girlfriend

Although Peter Steel is no longer with us (R.I.P.), he did leave behind some highly recognizable songs, including this one. What puts it at the number 2 spot on this list is due to a couple things. Namely:

- The 60s sound
- Pete Steele acting sexy (I might be a guy, but even I look at him and go "oooh")
- The song is basically describing a Ménage à trois (look this up on Wikipedia if you don't know what it means)

Due to the 60s style used within the majority of the song, it pushes it towards the realm of psychedelic rock, and has a more lightheared tone compared to most of the other songs on October Rust, but Type-O Negative's mastery of doom & gothic metal is still very evident as you listen on. The song is also helped by the fact that a saucy video was made for it (although nowhere near as raunchy as Pussy).

1) Alice Cooper - Snakebite

For starters, if you've never listened to Alice Cooper (whether you're a metal head or not), then I cry for you. Secondly, Alice Cooper deserves all the praise he gets, especially since he invented the concepts of shock rock & stage rock. Although Alice has become more metal when he got into the 90s & today, his rock roots are still evident in this song.

What makes Snakebite the number 1 choice is that it encompasses all of the things I listed at the start of this. It's sexy, oozes pure sensuality, and it's all manner of kinky. Play this song when you want to have the greatest night of sex in your entire life!

See you all next week, when I'll review one of the longest anime I've ever come across. Until then, stay Otaku!